About TrevelyanBellowA
Cary Elwes:
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Information:
Name: Cary Elwes
Born: 1962-10-26
Height: 1.8
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Filmography:
Greatest Ever Disaster Movies (2007), 7th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards (2001), Flying Lessons (2009), The Dread Pirate Roberts: Greatest Legend of the Seven Seas (2006), As You Wish: The Story of 'The Princess Bride' (2001)
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Q: How many MP's
does it take to change
a lightbulb ?
A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a
fact-finding
committee to learn more about how it's done.
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Where did the Knights of the Round Table park
their
horses?
In the Sir Lance Lot
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What happened when the
witch went for a job as
a TV presenter?
The producer said she had the perfect face for
radio.
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Q. How do you drown a blonde?
A1. Put a
mirror at the bottom of the pool.
A2. Stick a scratch and sniff sticker
at the bottom of the pool.
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What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common
?
Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !
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First cannibal: I can't find anything to
eat!
Second cannibal: But the jungle's full of people.
First
cannibal: Yes, but they're all very unsavory.
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The plumber was working in a house when the lady of
the house said to him, "Will it be alright if I have a bath while
you're having your lunch?"
"It's okay with me lady," said the
plumber, "as long as you don't
splash my sandwiches."
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Teacher : What are
you reading ?
Pupil :
I dunno !
Teacher : But you're reading aloud !
Pupil : But I'm
not listening !
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Two
weathermen each broke an arm and a leg
in an accident, and called from the
hospital about the four
casts.
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Why do we put candles on top of a birthday
cake?
Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
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